Mistaken Identity

I totally thought for a couple weeks that I had assassin bugs in my garden.  They're pretty awesome albeit kinda creepy looking.  They help my garden by eating pests.  Friends. :)

But no.  I was wrong.  They're not friends.  :( They're not assassin bugs, they're squash bugs.  Helping themselves to the leaves, stalks, stems and fruit of my Baby Pam pumpkin plant.

This is my un-friend request squash bugs.  Consider yourselves uninvited to the smorgasbord you've made of my garden.