Last night, Alyson acquired two wipes that she promptly used as wings. She happily ran around with them in her hands flapping merrily.
Alyson: "I'm a butterfly!"
Daddy: "Oh. Well tell me when you turn back into a girl so I can have a kiss"
Alyson: "You can have a butterfly kiss."
Alyson: "In just a minute."
Daddy: "I'll wait."
Alyson flap and dances and twirls: "Ow, I just flapped my wing in my eye!"