Funnies heard at work

Upon hearing she'd have to present part of our event report out the next day, one of our participants tried to get out of doing so by saying:

"I'm planning on wearing something wildly inappropriate tomorrow."

During our green team meeting yesterday, we had two gems.  Both highly intelligent individuals in separate conversations.

Chase said in regards to bicycle commuting:

"I live six miles from home."

Bryan said (sarcastically) in regards to the huge mass of floating garbage in the Pacific ocean:

"Ah, is that the Bermuda Triangle?"