Thursday, April 21, 2011

A day of gems

Oh man, it just kept getting better and better.

On the way to the store with Daddy, she said:

"Daddy, you need a baby in your belly."

"Honey, I can't have a baby in my belly."

"Why not?"

"I'm a boy.  Only girls can have babies."

"No-ooh" (disappointment) ... "I'm a girl."

"Yep, when you're much bigger, you can have a baby."

"...I want Ethan to come over to my house... Ethan's a boy... He can be a daddy."


Then later arriving at the mall...

"Is that the store?"

"It's the mall."

"...That starts with 'Ma'... Mahs are bad... Sometimes they come in the house.  We have to put them back outside... That's where they live. That's where their stuff is."

If you didn't figure it out, Mahs are moths.


Even later, at home...

Alyson: "Where's my pillow case so I can wear it?"

Mom: "Maybe it's downstairs."

Alyson: "Maybe not." (with skepticism)