MayLee gave Daddy a kiss:
Daddy: "Nice kiss MayLee. Maybe a little too much teeth."
And 15 minutes later, I was in the bathroom and heard someone moaning plaintively in the hallway.
Mommy: "What's going on out here?"
Alyson: "I couldn't see you."
Mommy: "Well I was in the bathroom honey. You could have said 'hello' to Daddy."
MayLee: "I. I!!!!!"